Ways to Annoy People

1.  Begin singing “Livin’ on a Prayer” when you’re supposed to be learning.  For added bonus, get someone to join in

2.  When you have assigned seats, switch with the person next to you every day, so that you keep going back and forth

3.   When reading a novel aloud, sing any song loudly and obnoxiously with a very off-key tune

4.  Let your friend steal your novel, then get into a fight while trying to reach for it

5.  Grin like a lunatic, but don’t say anything

6.  Put a wet paper towel in a teacher’s chair (unopened honey mustard package works too)

7.  Go to sports practice/play practice/anything but school after you missed school for a day, then begin talking about it in front of your teacher

8.  Make a paper airplane in the middle of a debate; claim that you won the debate because your side had an air force

9.  Crack up during the middle of a debate because you start imagining your opponent as a clown

10.  Insist on having a staring contest any time you catch somebody looking at you

11.   After being sick for a week, come back and spend as much time as you can with germophobes

12.   Hide under a sleeping bag and mysteriously mumble

13.  Sit next to your enemy in every class

14.   Begin laughing in class because it was “too quiet”

15.   In the middle of class, begin having a conversation about the shortest kid in your class being the overlord of the dwarves with your neighbor

16.   Have a thumb war with yourself when you’re finished with a test that others are only halfway through

17.   Have a conversation with your imaginary friends while completely ignoring the person sitting next to you

18.   During a study hall, lean over and read random sentences from your neighbor’s book

19.   Whenever someone says something, ask “Are you sure?” and keep bugging them by saying things like “But are you completely positive?”

20.   Email the sanest person that you know saying that they will get arrested for something stupid

21.   Ask if you can stand up in every class because “chairs are boring”

22.   Slap yourself on the forehead at random intervals

23.   When talking about your room say “I love my lair- I mean, bedroom!”

24.   Tell a story to anyone that doesn’t run away.  If they run away, chase them

25.   Randomly use a foreign language throughout the day

26.   Yell at someone for sitting next to you because they “sat on your imaginary friend”

27.   Tell people that you went to a funeral and when they say “Aw! I’m sorry, who was it for?” tell them it was for your rubber duck, Squishy

28.   After presentations, clap loudly and obnoxiously

29.   In band, play loudly and obnoxiously (works best for trumpet and saxophone players)

30.   When yelled at for doing something wrong, do the complete opposite thing

31.   Insist that someone has a crush on the weirdest person in your grade and announce it in every class