I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Madeline Edwards’ Test of Supreme Awesomeness!!!
Circle the letter beside the answer of your choice. Failure to do so will result in your test being fed to a dragon and a grade of E being rewarded for “Epic Failure”.
1. Which model of the atom did Niels Bohr create?
a. Berry-Muffin Model
b. Electron-cloud model
c. Onion Model
d. Robot-Unicorn Model
2. Who was the first person to come up with the theory of atoms?
a. Ernest Rutherford
b. Katy Perry
c. Democritus
d. Dmitri Mendeleev
3. How small are atoms?
a. 0.0000000000000005 cm. in diameter
b. 3 in. in diameter
c. 0.0000000001 cm. in diameter
d. 0.02 cm. in diameter
4. What three things make up atoms?
a. chickens, dogs, and llamas
b. quarks, gluons, and orbitals
c. protons, neutrons, and electrons
d. protons, newtons, and electrons
5. What is the AMU of electrons?
a. seven?
b. three over six thousand, five hundred ninety-two AMU
c. one over one thousand, eight hundred thirty-six AMU
d. What the heck?! I don’t know this stuff!!! Can this be open-notes?
6. Who in the world was J. J. Thomson?
a. a chemist born in 1856, discovered the neutron
b. a super-hot underwear model!!!
c. a physicist who discovered the electron
d. a knight
7. What experiment is Ernest Rutherford known for?
a. the cat-in-a-box experiment
b. the Beta Particles Melting experiment
c. the Gold Foil Experiment
d. Heehee, if you turn this test sideways, it looks like a Mexican with a moustache!!!
8. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
a. the chicken
b. the egg
c. Wait, what does this have to do with atoms?
d. THE CHIK-FIL-A!!!
9. What is James Chadwick known for?
a. single-handedly killing a great white shark using only a spoon and an umbrella
b. using a pelican to measure the weight of gas
c. discovering the neutron
d. discovering the nucleus
10. What is the chain of teachers/apprentices that includes three scientists who each contributed greatly to the knowledge about the atom?
a. Orwell-Steinbeck-Wilder
b. Thomson-Rutherford-Chadwick
c. Bohr-Thomson-Rutherford
d. Big Bird-Elmo-Cookie Monster
11. Who is considered the father of the periodic table because he predicted the properties of undiscovered elements?
a. Antoine Lavoisier
b. Howell Burke
c. Dmitri Mendeleev
d. Isaac Newton
12. Which of these statements is part of John Dalton’s atomic theory?
a. Sara loves me
b. Thou shall not kill
c. atoms cannot be created or destroyed
d. every atom has neutrally charged particles called neutrons
13. Electrons were first said to spin around on orbits, but what do they really travel on/in?
a. circulations
b. orbitrons
c. orbitals
d. NASCAR tracks
14. How do you find the average number of neutrons in an element?
a. every element has the same amount of protons and neutrons
b. wait for the voices inside your head to tell you
c. subtract the number of protons from the atomic mass, duh!
d. count them
15. How is the periodic table organized?
a. ugly elements and pretty elements
b. alphabetically
c. columns, rows, and groups
d. listed by atomic number
EXTRA CREDIT TIME!!!!
1. Which scientist that we talked about in detail was not mentioned thus far?
a. Albert Einstein
b. Erwin Shrödinger
c. Isaac Newton
d. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
2. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
a. Sextus vexat Corneliam.
b. I do not want to drive that wagon in that city during the day!
c. *buzzing noise*
d. as much as he wants
Mischief Managed.
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