10 Reasons to Date a Unicorn

1. They fart glitter. (For all the Glambert fans!)
2. Better TV reception.
3. Easily disguisable as a rhino (to avoid suspicion)
4. They're good for exercise
5. When you eat their feces, it prolongs your life.  (Voldemort had it all wrong)
6. They can turn mosquitoes into Skittles and jelly beans (Now I see why "good for exercise" was included)
7. They make OK parachutes (as do cannonballs and sub contra bass tubas.
8. Rainbows on demand (Yeah, leprechaun-hunting time!)
9. Free sleigh rides
10. Tetherball (Should've started with that one)

Ten Reasons to Date a Unicorn (with pictures!)

Hitler's found happiness!  Why can't you?